/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8547654

That's ironic that I sound like that, your mom is an actual cunt... So it's almost like we're related.

>>8511352

We have the best coffee, ok. I know people that say we have the best coffee. It doesn't cause cancer. It's light to medium roast. We're gonna build a roaster and the columbians are going to pay for, ok? And it's gonna be great. All the people are saying it. Everyone knows it's true. We're gonna roast to first crack, let the beans brown a little bit more, but we're gonna stop just before second crack or maybe just a couple seconds after second crack. It's gonna be terrific. I'm gonna be the best roaster president America has ever seen. I won the most popular roast in America and the number of people at my inauguration that wanted some of my hot coffee was huuuuge.