/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14015426
>be 150 lb me in high school
>go with 330 lb friend to $7.99 chinese buffet
>table for 4 please
>plate after plate start piling up
>buddy taps out at 6
>8 down
>9...
>double digits bitch
>no! spouts the gook
>no mo fo u!
>u reave
>u pay again
>i already paid
>ugh, alright but i'm takin dessert
>fine, but go
>dessert bar was a cooler from a gas station and open tops of ice cream in there
>Snagged an unopened blue bunny pint when no one was lookin
pic related
RIP Jackie Chan