/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17707476
oregano/basil/garlic are seasonings that should be present regardless. after that no more then two other toppings shall be allowed such as >pepperoni/jalapenos
>spinach/feta
>bacon/banana peppers
>bacon/pepperoni
although true patricians enjoy a single flavor enhancer on a cheese pizza
>Parmesan cheese
>Tabasco
>crushed red peppers
>fresh basil leaves
If you need to add any more your pizza is trash and you're hiding the fact by loading shit on top until no distinct flavor is discernible.

>>17367754

>>14871684
#1. Tomato sauce
anything else is not pizza

>>14834018
why do people always compare top of the line gourmet neapolitano pizza to the absolute cheapest chain hungry howies pizza? it's a bullshit comparison. Put a local pizzeria using fresh ingredients to make a American style pizza vs. a neapolitano pizza of the same price and you'll see that its about the same quality

>>14289523
But what are they going to eat? Plus their fairies and leprechauns on their pizza?

>>14201126

I ate too much mac n cheese, now I have indigestion and gas. What are some things that will sooth my tummy?

>>13319409
that's a good anon, have a funny /ck meme for your enjoyment

>>13266627

>>13255546

>>13165280
there's a version of it without the mini pizza

>>13103936

I have seen that episode a million fucking times before they took it down from yt. He has two cooks make two pizzas and grabs some randos off the street. Both randos choose the little polish girls pizza. She used ham, nobody seemed to have realized as it had toppings on top of the meat (maybe it was the cheese too?idk) He laughs and apologizes and all the vegetarian can say is a timid
>oh no that was mean...
you are totally misrepresenting the situation and are a fucking donut

>>13068167
every one of those looks fucking horrible, i'd rather eat Domino's over anything in that pic and thats saying something. Whats wrong with just a normal hand tossed pizza?

>>13051638

>>13035457

>>11978977
>>11979047
We must go further.