/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16159409
I'm 180cm 90kg 17% bf lmao. Unlike you cultist brainwashed niggers, I eat both meat and plants. but I wouldn't think of a fucking plant as basis for anything, they're a nice additon to meat, that's all.

One time this hobo I knew said He liked to eat these so I gave him a whole jar and he threw them into the woods

I'll ask this question here since /out/ seems to be content eating MREs and CalorieMates. What does /ck/ like to make outdoors, while car-camping or backpacking?

>>14815313
gif related

>>14332689
marco'd and korrpilled

but only if you want, it's up to you

I wish I lived in America, where I could get any kind of food I could ever want, for a low price and at a high quality! unfortunately I was born in some shitstain location in Europe and am forced to eat colorless slop while I undergo racial sensitivity training for not letting the invading mass of brown people rape my wife :(

>>12626610
I could fucks with that right about now.

>>12591605

How to prepare human flesh?

Is cannibalism natural?

>>11650454
>I don’t like him because he cheated on his wife as soon as he came to the US

based american sluts

>>11396256
>This is some Quake 4 Strogg factory tier shit

i remember the machines in quake 2-

marines go in the top
gibs come out the bottom

>take working class friend with me to a mid-tier five course restaurant
>tell him not to worry about the bill
>he orders the biggest servings and eats everything on his plate
>family and relatives looking at him half sympathetically and half trying to hold in their laughter
>he isn't even aware and looks like this is the best food he's had in years
>acts embarrassingly grateful for being invited along and asks to return the favor sometime (as if he could)
>reputation with family ruined
why don't people understand that finishing your food is rude and makes you look desperate, as if you have no idea when your next meal might be? try and have a little class. if you're that desperate to stuff your mouth go buy a loaf of bread

>>10747258
>Greetings from /k/

u liek brownies?

>>10665599
>This. Kimball is a Hannibal Lector type.
also kimball looks like hes 7' tall and skinny - those motherfuckers fight to the very end. he went to one of those philips exeter prep school gladiator academies.

>eat the same at lunch as my skinny co worker
>still 300lbs
>"fast metabolisms are a meme and only make up for a sub 10% difference in calorie intake"
what other lies are spread by big health?

>>10458829
those are shitty wine bottle openers

>>10454586
You do understand this is an image board right?

>>10349317
I used to do it, you won't taste a difference but the water smells funny.
What I do now is put the eggs in a half cut plastic coke bottle, fill it with boiling water and put the coke bottle in the kettle as I make my tea

>>10068202
i kekd

>>9677933
He's given up on life. If I lived in a dorm I would just cook everything outside on a public grill or use a kettle to hydrate noodles etc... and smokea ton of weed to get through my shitty meal

>>9677951
He's still alright but he was defiantly better in his early vids. Now hes all fucking worried about hurting people feelings.

>>9667126
I want a list of everything you can eat without any discomfort. Cramps count.

This would be hell for me