/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16720077
>tfw pic related is out of stock on Amazon
all the good rehab flavors are sold out or over priced. when the fuck is it gonna stop?

>>15718740
>mfw I can only find cheerwine at the shitty overpriced grocery store and only in the expensive bottles

>>13894479
>i cant get delicious wop pastries because of this stupid virus

>>12538871
thanks for the spoiler faggot

>>10208605
I'm still fucking angry about this

>new restaurant opens in town specializing in chicken wings
>order chicken and waffles
>get a basket of wings with some sweet potato waffle fries

>>8860724
WHERE IS THE FUCKING SAUSAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>order more coffee because I ran out
>it arrived at the post office yesterday morning, early
>im at college so it needs to go through a mail system
>fucking idiots still haven't forwarded it through
>email out of concern because it never takes this fucking long
>absolutely no reason for having to wait 3 fucking days AFTER your package is delivered to receive it
>some cunt responds to me with a snippy tone, having clearly misunderstood my situation
>send another email, no response this time
ANSWER ME YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT I NEED MY FUCKING COFFEE NOW NOW NOW

i am sorry for the blog post, i am irrationally angry at this fucking garbage

>>8720913
>order a pizza
>start to rip it in half with hands
>rip doesn't follow the perforation line
EVERY TIME

>literally a shill thread
>still haven't kicked the crimson jew
>mum won't come to my room with lunch and an ice cold coke for over 2 hours

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7826855

>People think Gordon Ramsay is a better chef that Jacques Pepin
>Adults who order off the kids menu
>Pineapple on pizza
>Pepsi over coke


FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7721622
Wasn't askin. This is what you will serve.

>>7614516
YOU'RE THE MEME

>>7610089
>>7610115
>>7609781
>>7610194
>all these people justifying paying more just to be "social"
NORMIES OUT
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7598761
Hey british boy, why don't you show your American superiors a little respect! I mean we did save your sorry asses in WW2.

>>7596846
https://youtu.be/xBzuFYijEQw

>Eating out with someone
>They chew like a fucking cow
>CHOMP SLAP POP SLUSH CRACK CLAP SCHLOCK SCHLIP SCHLIP
>Ask them if they can maybe close their mouths and take smaller bites of their food because its very unappealing, and ask them if they can swallow their food before they talk (me now having several droplets of salive on my face, neck, hair, and shirt)
>”SCHLIP CLAP how dare you SCHLOMP SCHLIP SCHLACK insult me? PIP PLASCHT SCHTIPPTH this is how I've always PTHTHAFFF eaten! Maybe you PLSHATSHH should get your manners straight! PLASHTCHATCHPFFTH SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK POP

Why do people do this? Do they think they have to sound like they're having sex with the food to enjoy it? Why do they need to inform everyone in this room and the next that they are, in fact, eating?

Mayonnaise should not go on burgers. I shouldn't have to say no mayonnaise when I order a whopper, Wtf why would you put mayo on a burger?

>>7562024
>order a hot and fresh quarter pounder
>ask for no pickles
>get like 3 or 4 pickles

>order a glass of water on a restaurant.
>it's not carbonated

>5pm
>think about what to cook for dinner
>can't decide
>look at recipes online
>missing the equipment, can't get dumb specialty ingredient, takes way too long
>time passes
>still hungry

what are your fallback recipes?

>mint chocolate chip icecream
>the icecream is green

>>7000296
HERE'S YOUR FUCKING REPLY

She washed it...
She washed it with soap and with steel wool.
She washed my Great-Grandmother's cast iron skillet with soap and steel wool.
Needless to say I'm pissed but I'll DEAL with her later.
I need to save it and I keep getting conflicting info from people and I don't know as much about this as I should.
Wat do /ck/?