/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19754744
Another dream I had was when I was still house hunting I dreamed I was being shown a house, only the house turned out to be made entirely out of Funfetti cake. The walls, the doors, floors, bathroom, kitchen, everything was made out of cake with frosting on it. Of course I'm a fat fuck and so I start taking bites out of the house whenever the realtor's back is turned. A chunk here, a bite there, and soon enough once the showing was over we leave and it turns out I ate the entire house. The realtor gets mad at me and demands I pay for it and I told him it was retarded for the homeowners to build a house made of cake anyways.