/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6064181
you forgot that american pizza is thicker and cooked in electric oven

>>5888555
YES

>>5224457
i got a few that drive me up the fucking wall:

>bunch of girls eating lunch in classroom
>there's always one who can't eat normally
>sandwich from vending machine, noisy plastic wrap
>still has sandwich in foil while eating
>with every bite her face meets that noisy fucking foil
>chews with mouth open
>smacking sounds
>talks while eating, producing some weird-ass sounds
>"so i said mnjamnjamnja, that i don't want any of their mmm, mnjamnjamnja..."
>sandwich has the most horrible salami in it, stinks up the whole classroom
>pushes her entire face into the sandwich to take a bite, still manages to eat for a half an hour

my mom's side of the family does a weird thing, where they ram the fork into the plate, you can hear them scraping away to the next room, even though the radio is on, and they're all talking pretty loudly. they also mix small amounts of food together before they take a bite. it annoys the shit out of me.

my boyfriend's dad. he's a nice guy, but i have to sit next to him at lunch:
>always rushes while eating, like someone's gonna take away his meal
>breathes heavily while chewing
>spaghetti night, they're always slightly overcooked
>says they're not soft enough
>has a special bowl for sauce
>"sauce must not touch spaghetti" is his life motto
>complains about the texture
>"this could use some breadcrumbs and butter for crunch, it's too smooth"
>what in the actual fuck?
>cuts up the pasta before he eats it


this doesn't bother me, i just don't get it:
boyfriend's dad always puts pepper in soup. it's a very small shake, you can't even tell it's peppered. my grandpa does it too, maybe it's an old man thing.