/ck/ - Food & Cooking

No more pretentious than the guys who call you a pleb for playing video games on an xbox or listening to music with airpods. I like coffee, I pursue the best cup possible because I don’t want to waste my time eating/drinking things that taste like ass, simple as. I spend the money for decent alcohol because if I’m gonna dump poison in my body it might as well taste good. Some people take it too far, but you could apply that to anything. You’re also not better than anybody else because you drink instant coffee and popov.

I don't eat food cooked by fat chefs.

Sorry not sorry. I just won't do it.

How THE FUCK am I supposed to eat when I have to pay so much of my hard earned money in child support??? Wear a condom bros. I'm gonna eat some more rice and beans.

Neither bacon nor cheese belong on burgers

>Can I get you guys any drinks?

Uhhh yeah I'll have a coke

>Is Pepsi okay?

Umm..? Did I ask for Pepsi? Doctor Pepper? Huh? No, of course it's not okay.

Why would you think it's okay?

I still call it Aunt jemima
>bu-but its pearl milling
Fuck outta here with your troon shit

vanilla
mint
banana
cheesecake

you're welcome

I have seen this photograph before.

>>17224006
I've seen plenty of good on-topic threads here that were deleted simply because they were posted with a picture of a frog.
>>17224010
No, it doesn't.

Toppings do not belong on pizza