/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12572829
>>12572856
>>12574661
Anchovies on pizza is fucking BASED. The only reason i dont get them on my pizza all the time is because shitty college student places like Dominos dont have them as an option. Anchovies are even better if you pair them with another salted meat like pepperoni or sausage.

>i forgot
whats one of the cheapest and most readily available foods that can last long and can handle hot and cold temperatures?

>cook

>>8711498
All of you fatties in this thread need to look up ketogenic diet. Do your research, grow some backbone and stick to it, you fucking lard whales.

>>8543271

>>8441193
jesus fucking christ, is this b8? you cant be fucking serious. you put bacon in a dry pan dumbass, fat renders out of the bacon, and you can use it for future cooking. ffs

>>8440676
jesus christ.... sushi rice? well that would explain why your rice looks like pudding

>>6842643
gravy is smegma
gyro is excremental
truffle is good with girls
reuben is weak ass bbq

>>6652451
> ice cream truck
> sells nachos
> mfw

>>6463932
Seasoned to hell and back, just taste that. Stop smoking for 2 minutes yeah? Grill master? Yeah fuck me more like grill disaster.

>>6463935
Looks a mess but it actually tastes quite nice.

>>6463940
Canned catfood in overcooked dough, bloody hell, just piss off back to the senior home will you?

Damn, so far I'm really disappointed, what a shame. Somebody step up! Show some leadership!

>>6335017

>Live in Florida
>Checkers erry day
>Good times
>Move to Cali
>MFW No Checkers
>Turns out theres one inthe middle of bumfuck nowhere and a few in socal, but never have the time to go
>Go to Reno to play yugioh (kek)
>Rallys close to the hotel
>Order chicken nuggs, chili dogs, hamburgers,soda, chili fries, and 2 apple pies
>Going back to room to drink
>pass out from all the food

WORTH

>>6101962
Lulz. I rock red potatoes, shaved garlic, butter (of course), whipping cream, salt, pepper (heavy) and fried onions.

Courgettes With Lemon Juice Mash
Serves 1
You will need:

2 chillis
10ml lemon juice
130ml tabasco sauce
3 courgettes
150ml tomato ketchup

Instructions:

fry the tabasco sauce until browned
microwave the lemon juice
saut� the tabasco sauce
sauté the tomato ketchup
sprinkle the tabasco sauce over the top
barbeque the chillis
toast the courgettes
throw it all away

Yum

>take some friends out to eat Jamaican food
>Guy never had it before
>His girlfriend was cool with it
>Get jerk chicken plate
>He doesn't like the chicken
>He likes the rice, but doesn't like the red beans in the dish
>red beans and rice
>barely touches his plate
>Later I ask him about it
>turns out his parents would cook him something else if he doesn't like what they've cooked

MFW

>>5951533

>>5401506
Wtf is this communist bullshit?

>>4935428

>Deglazing should be done with water.
Why would you not add flavour AND deglaze at the same time.

>finished with red wine
Do you enjoy your food reeking of alcohol?

>>4911935
You can't be serious about the way you write your post, right? You literally sound like this autistic kid who used to be my neighbor.

>>4826456