/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14145429
>vegetables
HAHA FAG

>>14084933
>>14084921
Sounds about white to me

Trust fund baby writes shitty recipes with dumb shit in them to try and stand out in the crowd.

He'll never be as big as Gordon Ramsay. Hell, even that faggot David Chang is more renowned.

>>13825154
>>13825161

lmao like holy shit look how upset this dude is

I've done homebrews twice before and made some pretty decent beer. Seeing as now I am on lockdown I decided it's time to do another batch. For the previous two batches I used malt extract, which was in a liquid form. This time I just bought 1kg of whole malts from a homebrew website and I'm wondering if I'm fucked. Besides the fact that it probably won't even be finished before quarantine is lifted, will this work out? How do I process the malt to start the brew? Am I capable of doing that process in my shitty kitchen? I'm also interested to know what affects brew time and if there's anyway I can speed the brewing up.

>that mental paradigm shift when you first realised Ray is a white guy

>>10865258
To... make the dog lick himself?
What?

I've never cooked any food in my life.


How do I cook and what should I cook first?

>>10223531
well if you make it at your house and don't add a ton of butter and bullshit, and you stick to mostly salt and seasonings, it's actually a pretty low calorie snack you can spend a while eating, so it makes more sense to have it at home at least

>>9640458
Anon, you need to be more positive.

That is a canaloupe, there is no cant.

>>9637142
>>9637171
>>9637182

I just don't understand the interest in this tubby fuck.

I'm sure it's just him posting for clicks.

>>9632846
Looks good anon. I too like to make large sammich.

Beer is good, but too much and it will make you fat.

Those chips / crisps are not necessary imo though. Why not just make another sammich?

I hope you can open your mouth wide enough.

>>9315283
Hate me if you want but I see it as a robin hood move.

These guys lay off employees and replace them with these machines to save money, yet the prices remain the same. Pass some of those savings on to me or Ill just take them.