/ck/ - Food & Cooking

how come this board doesnt maintain a SQT when basically every other board does?

>visiting grandma
>Tell grandma to buy a chicken I will cook for her
>It's frozen, tell her to take it out of the freezer the night before
>Arrive at her home, something is wrong with the chicken but I can't tell what
>Grandma, when did you take it out of the fridge?
>What do you mean the fridge? I took it out of the freezer last night like you told me
>Chicken is absolutely spoiled, have to throw it out
>Grandma makes a scandal about me throwing out the chicken
>She would have ended up in a hospital if I cooked that shit
>Go buy a last minute chicken
>Make her curry
>It is now very late because it took me longer to make it since I had to buy another bird
>Grandma eats a massive serving of it
>Then another massive serving of it
>She gets sick
>Then blames my cooking
>To this day she refuses to eat chicken
I have all but given up on cooking for her, she is always iffy while eating my food and finds an excuse to complain
>Pretty much only cook for her when she is sick
How do you cook for retarded people