/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>11:30 at night
>my useless roommate is banging some girl who will probably cuck him within the month
>he put on some trashy country song to try and muffle the sounds, but you can still hear her
>I grab my jacket and leave the place because I don't wanna hear the act that accidently conceives the dumbest child in history
>walk down the road on what could barely be called a sidewalk
>two sketchy looking dudes look like they're making a deal
>whatever, I'm carrying, I don't care
>walk right past them and duck into an apartment complex
>walk through the Walmart parking lot with kids blasting music and vaping out of their beat up cars
>get close enough to the McDonald's to see that it's closed
>check the time
12:05
Are you kidding me? What kind of McDonald's closes up at midnight?
>gets shot