/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5108879
You're either trying way too hard, you're functionally retarded, or I somehow missed /ck/'s epic new pasta until now. All you forgot was the garlic press.

>>5074856
And people like OP who shit up the board with terrible food while wearing a trip and looking for praise are as big a part of the problem as vegan threads. Though before vegan and fast food threads there were pan fights and knife fights and garlic presses. And also fast food threads. So don't pretend shitposting is new or like /ck/ has ever much known how to actually cook, and if you've actually been here for more than a week you'd know threads like this are just making it worse rather than better.

>>5060107
>Canadian Cutlery

>>5033141
>>5032418
fucking #rekt

>garlic press
Hold me, /ck/, it feels like the olden days.

>>4994367
>Consider other peppers

>>4985220
>I tell them my tastes are sophisticated and that I can appreciate food better

>>4960833
>im too alpha to die

>regular cheese like American
>he kind that just came out
-ten billion/10, apply yourself better

>>4915757
>"You having a tuna party"

>>4798226
>Texas red wine
>antisocial cumdumpster
Well alright then.

>Thomas
>superior
>expensive
They were doing that promo around here, too. It's some no-name newcomer trying to break into the market with an MSRP of like $30, it's made in China, and even then you're mostly paying for the one-piece stainless handle looks. It's a WalMart-tier knife with an appealingly shiny handle.

>>4702794
>and live longer than us carnivores
>than us carnivores
>us

>>4687618
>too lazy to mince garlic by hand

>>4681227
toplel m8 xD

>>4674098
>santoku
>good for meat

>>4666710
You're a pretty cool guy, guy.

>>4659918
>not in the fridge like i usually do
>in the fridge

>>4655961
>Rijsttafel
>Indonesian-Chinese
>>4655958
...

>>4642410
>a set of ceramic knives
And so the trolling begins.

>>4628879
>when I'm sitting at my battlestation all night
>my battlestation
A girl will never touch your penis.

>can't buy liquor on Sunday
>muy freedums!

>>4612136
>the fuck is wrong with your left boob

>>4597413
>citation needed