/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20062820
>based fellow culinary sorcerer
I also think of coding the same way - if you know the right words said the right way, your spells spring to life.

>>16526482

Looks like you dumped antipasto on your pizza just to post here...wizard levels of autism friend. Kudos.

>customer doesn't tip my waitress
>he's a vegan
>cook his fries in the meat fryer
>scratch my asshole to prep his salad

>>11870871

>>11429745
>>11429800
>not knowing you can semi-make tomato sauce in a microwave with a total of three minutes of cook time

INGREDIENTS:
-1 tbsp olive oil
-2 tbsp thinly sliced garlic
-2 tbsp minced shallot
-1 cup diced yellow onion
-1/2 tspn chile flakes
-1 14-ounce can of unseasoned tomato sauce
-1 14-ounce can of unseasoned diced tomatoes
-2 heaping tbsp basil, chopped fine
-1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley
-2 tspns sugar (MAXIMUM)
-salt
-black pepper

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. In a 1.5-2 quart microwave-safe dish, combine oil, garlic, shallot, onion, and chile flakes. Cook on high in microwave for one minute.
2. Remove dish from oven, add tomato sauce, diced tomatoes, then cover tightly with plastic wrap. Add two holes for steam venting, then cook on high in microwave for two minutes. Let dish rest in microwave for two additional minutes afterward.
3. Remove dish from oven, discard plastic wrap, add basil, parsley, then season with sugar, salt, and black pepper to taste.

>>11050342
>They've been taught that when anything bad happens to them it must be racism so they are extremely thin-skinned
Baseless conjecture here. Stop othering people by their race, racism is a very ugly quality to have. All men are born equal. Perhaps the reason you're unhappy in life is that you are full of hatred. Ask yourself why you succumb to this hatred, it only makes you weak. Hatred only proffers hate my friend

>>10898042
you can highlight and press shift+F3 my guy

>>10352744
dubs declares it