/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11079546
Yeah. My mental math is really piss poor. I hate dealing with money. Especially the germs.
>>11079552
>you're way too nice
Dude, this place is a breath of fresh air. I work in a cut-throat industry. I am fucking shitlord. /pol/ is my true home. I honestly hate niggers, as I can predict exactly what they order to a tee. My co-workers this I'm profiling, but I'm just like "Hey, watch this. That darkie at seat 105? He is going to order wings and ask for hypnotic (which we don't carry) and then a shot of "henny" My banter with patrons is very well gauged. I am quick with a retort and I have nearly memorized a book of dad jokes (chicks love cheesy dad jokes).
>whats forrest gump's favorite type of pasta?
............. PENNNAYY

But thanks for the compliment I guess.
I date chicks and they leave me cause we have "scheduling conflicts" or they think I'm sort of fuccboi and can't be trusted. Dating life sucks in this profession.