/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17921016

Mustard (if any condiment should be on a burger, it's this one)
Pickles
Caramelized Onions
American cheese

That's all you need. This is the definitive answer, you can all go home.

1 part hoisin
1 part soy sauce
2 parts water
low heat
serve on rice

Holy shit is everyone in this thread fat? Seems like only fatties get diarrhea from fast food.

>>13961200
fast """food""" isn't food or cooking either.

being fat is 95% what you eat, so it makes more sense to be on /ck/ than on /fit/
>>13961197
/fit/ posters aren't ashamed of being on roids. we have a general for it and everything
>>>/fit/fraud

What should I get for supper?

>>12373395

jimmy john's

>>8931052
You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like oatmeal. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

>>8230019
>buy spaghetti noodles
>cheapest sauce possible
>steal package of ground beef or canned chicken
>cargo pants help
>spaghetti should last at least 1.5 days
>unless you're a fatass
>take empty toilet roll to public bathroom
>wind enough of theirs onto yours that you can hide it in pocket
>cargo pants help
>make ham and cheese sandwich
>omelette with toast with remaining bread and ham and cheese
>if no ham and cheese left just eggs and toast
>cargo pants help