/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15899651
your T-short is always on backwards and you smell bad, maybe?

>>15596681
nice, very nice

>>14888943
>some boring chink

>>14729675
>embarrassing yourself you dumb monkey

>from a Moleskin.
>Good.
>Good habits run deep.

>>14676369

sorry but I stand by my 'ron any old day, OP

>>14656913
It's good to eat as a soup (add that cup of water) or boil some egg noodles, a can or two of tuna, one can of the Campbell's, and a half a bag of frozen peas if you're feeling adventurous.
Salt and pepper to taste.

>>14391481
nailed it

>>14085341

>gee, it's another I'm not a shill for some crap made in a dirty warehouse by a failed venture capitalist turned snake oil salesman

>>14068704
this guy gets it

>>13971566

I'm not a big eater, so when I order a pizza, and they ask do you want it cut in 8 pieces, I say cut it into 4 pieces, because I can't eat 8 pieces

>>13735186

and the tips are covered in poison

>>13728562
it's good
stop being a fucking pussy for once in your life

>She said she was making a duck and then she serves me whore pasta. I think this going to be a good night for my weiner.

>>13372737
>I've eaten more pizzas than that in a month.

I would have liked to watch that.

>>13369959
looks good

>>13354126
ridiculous was the right word

>>13281934

"comfort food"

can't even remember how many people I have sadistically tortured and killed and then buried in shallow graves who have said this in front of me

>>13157421

looks tasty

>>12955834
>I left it out in the rain for a month

it rains for a month where you live?
do you live in a rain forest?
move motherfucker

>>12859221
The extra hops and the higher alcohol content make them perfect for long ship voyages to India to slake the thirst of our proud soldiers.

>>12857116

Never counted and I usually just say "H E double hickey sticks" so I don't get my mouth slapped again

>>12786935

not enough garlic, but would eat since I have a shit ton of cherry tomatoes in my garden right now

>>12721183

right now garden tomatoes and maybe some ham, but those tomatoes from my garden just kill

>>12619264

customers who chewed tobacco would spit on the floor, thus the saw dust