/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Anyone else hate Coffee Drinkers? i work at an office, and i despise coffee people, well not seriously but come on! coffee is so pathetic, i mean i dont say " I HAVE to smoke a gram of pot before work or ill be tired" or "I need to take a shot of vodka to wake myself up"

Yet these coffee addicts say shit like that, and to top it off, its not a meme, they literally get on a morning call, and like clockwork there coffee gives them a bad case of diarrhea so they go to the bathroom for 20 minutes blowing up the god damn toilets.


Why are people so incapable of just drinking water? or Drinking Lemon water if you really want some flavor? Or if you have to wake up, how about actually waking up an hr earlier going out for a walk, or doing just 20-30 push ups?

Maybe try getting 8 hrs of sleep instead of staying up all night watching your game of drones?

/ end rant. I dislike coffee, except for vietnamese coffee with condensed milk. that stuff is good.


is /cock/ full of coffee drinking ninnies?