/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>work in fast food
>customer orders burger "without pickles"
>can't be bothered with this picky manchild idiot requests
>give him a normal burger, no way i'm gonna prepare a new one without pickles just for him
>he goes to his table
>comes back
>"i AsKeD fOr No PiCkLeS!"
>alright sir :)
>prepare a new burger
>replace pickles with a nice and abundant dose of spit
>give it to him with a nice big smile on my face
Get fucked, call me "le cagie wagie" all you want, it can't un-spit your food.