/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you are stealing electricity and wifi when you don't buy something.

>invited by greeter to sit at bar
>oh okay
>sit
>right near barista serving station
>barista makes small talk
>get nervous
>diarrhea starts to form
>tuck it back
>try to focus on phone
>get meal
>can't enjoy meal due to impending anxiety diarrhea.
>eat quickly
>pay
>leave.
>poop at home.

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>>14902323
take your meds.

london broil is just better steak with no fat in it

i hate cheese unless its on macaroni or pizza

i've never seen a mcdonalds or a bk under construction. They just show up.

>chef starts "caramelizing" onions
>no caramel to be seen anywhere

When will hiroshimoot ban Americans from /ck/ so we can discuss food and cooking in peace?

Tomato fried rice with sriracha sauce.

I would rather kill myself

there's an american in my dorm who just ringed my bell and asked if i have spray cheese, i excused myself and asked politely, what that even is

then he got visibly angry and demanded that i tell him where he can get spray cheese, at this point i start getting scared because hes a big fat guy, and i tell him to uhh try the gas station, then he just went back to his room

I just googled spray cheese, what in the fuck is wrong with americans??
i offered him some gorgonzola i had left from my french brúnch, but he said hes not interested because "its not yellow enough"

???? can an american illuminate this mindset to me?

>>13835313

> be me
> go to Culver’s
> order poutine
> they say they don’t have poutine on the menu
> explain they have fries, cheese curds, and gravy in the kitchen so they could easily make me poutine
> they give me some bullshit excuse and tell me to order something else
> I demand to talk to a manager
> the cashier says the manager is on break
> walk back into the kitchen and ask a fry cook to make me poutine as all he needs to do is combine 3 ingredients they already have in stock
> the manager comes back and says customers are not allowed back behind the counter
> explain how reasonable my poutine request is but he asks me to please order something else or leave the restaurant
> finally just leave out of frustration

Why couldn’t they just fucking make me poutine bros? I saw in the kitchen they had cheese curds and gravy and fries all in stock. I’m really angry now and I’m going to leave a bad review.

>Forget that family is coming over
>It's my job to make food.
>Buy some shitty italian take away.
>Sprinkle extra salt and olive oil on it.
>"wow anon it's so tasty."

Do Europeans have Slim Jims?

i have never had fish tacos

>Contains: Soy

Who do you go from being a casual cook
who can follow recipe instructions clearly
to someone who can modify existing recipes to their own liking/create their own dishes and recipes?

When the fuck did this board become /pol/? I have visited this board maybe 2 times and every time it had more people whining about niggers than people talking about food.

>used to laugh at these carnivore idiots on YouTube like Sv3rige
>have bad acne
>absolutely nothing worked
>start getting desperate
>started eating raw liver
>acne disappeared in a week

Uhh...what now?

I need to survive off of 32 dollars till the end of the month, how do I do it /ck/?

>>11427867
>using tummy as a man

Taste is subjective. Stop forcing yourself to like things you don't like just so you can feel cultural.

I fucking hate my life. On the surface it probably would seem fine but I’m just not satisfied with anything.