/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10446939
My old Chinese boss would mock you mercilessly in three languages before taking you to school on rice.

>>10283595
You'll never have sexual contact of any kind because you're a faggot incel loser. You'll make excuses rather than take advice, and want to drag everyone down into your crab bucket with you, exactly like a ghetto nigger. Exactly like you're doing now. Fuck off back to /r9k/ incel.

>>10270459
"Whaaah! Let's blame all the garbage on reddit, or on tumblr, or on 9gag." What the fuck are you pissed off about? Why are you so triggered and upset?

>I swear to god you fucking Redditor, I'd fucking kill you if I could. I'd fucking murder you, skin you apart, grind your bones into dust in the wind, burn your organs and skin, and shit on the grave your worthless family buys for you. Holy shit I fucking hate you.

lol chill your tits down dude. "Oh, I would do this or that, because I don't like a post on a website." You are a powerless faggot, you're not going to murder anyone, you are weak, and you've got your panties in a bunch trying to act like you're bad-ass. You are not. "Skin you apart"? I guarantee you've never skinned a fish or a chicken. "ooh, look at me, I'm Billy Bad-Ass!"

Chill your tits dude, learn to cook, and stop deriving your identity from a shitty website.

>>9914124
>tfw your dad finds out this is a thread that his son spent his money creating

>>9879794
You stand with the master of mediocrity, the guy that gets drunk and tries to run people over in a church parking lot. You stand with never leaving your town, and trying any other pizza. You stand with a cup of cheap, clarified oil flavored with garlic extract. You stand, because standing sounds like a manly thing to do, even if it's for some bullshit mediocre pizza chain that doesn't know or care how much you buy or not.

>>9787208
>I want to greentext this, but you don't have a valid point relevant to the conversation.
>Sandwiches were preassembled
That's the limit of your professional experience, then? Then, you should could back home child, and have your mom make you a tuna fish sandwich, and shut the fuck up when people that have earned a living at this are talking.

Fuck off and play video games or something. Don't act like you have anything valid to say on this topic.

>>9636532
Go back to eating from the hog trough then, Cletus.

>>9272700
>>9273544
J'accuse!