/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>What were there topping on?

>>4095929
>>am I destined to be lonely forever because I can't imagine spendy restaurants and wonder about Moot's scent?

No.


Just my thoughts though, if you are wondering about Moot's scent then you really need a male companion of some form in your life. Not Moot, just a guy.

>>3912241
If you enjoy the chewy well cooked texture of a cut over the texture of a rare steak then you are simply wasting money on a good steak. Nothing is wrong with preferring a less tender texture, in fact many people prefer it. There are many different economical cuts that may suit your tastes better. Generally the lower the ppp for the meat, the more sinewy texture that you mentioned preferring will be present. Try buying the most inexpensive cuts, I think you will love them.

heres how to make the perfect sandwich that only a beta would scoff at. you'll need

>beef jerky
>pepperoni
>smoked cheddar
>jalapeno peppers
>hot sauce
>spicy brown mustard
>pumpernickel bread

and thats it. use a shitload of beef jerky and pepperoni, a shitload of smoked cheddar, a shitload of hotsauce, jalapenos, and mustard, put it on your bread, and toast or microwave until the cheese is melted.

AND EAT LIKE A FUCKING ALPHA HOSS

long story short...last month I stopped shaving and started making these awesome peanut butter and jelly sandwiches...they are great! (pic related, I experimented with some sandwich forms and different types of bread)
anyway I want to add some toppings but I don't know what toppings to use for sandwiches, because I am new to this whole peanut butter-thing... bananas? honey? marshmallows? maybe shaving cream?!?!

cook something that will subconsciously make her start thinking about dick.for instance, any kind of sausage or hot dog. if you make bread, make it into a long cylindrical loaf, and slyly rub your hand up and down the bread like you are stroking off. but don't do it to where its noticeable. if you make a cake, make sure that it is rounded like a breast and put a cherry on top where the nipple would be. another great idea would be rolling sausages in bread dough and backing. the sausage in the dough will resemble a penis inside of a vagina.

not food related, but another nice tough would be having several phallic shaped candles lit while the two of you eat. use pink plates and bowls if you can, this will remind her of the head of a penis as well is the inside of her vagina. if she makes the connection between the two, you might get lucky enough to fornicate.