/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>he says "cappacolla"

>>19768031
Nigger, it takes 45 minutes to caramelize onions. Thats like saying
>bro wtf why are you making coffee with an aero press, you retard? anybody who cares about what they’re doing will go collect a few kilograms of fresh sand and make Turkish coffee out in sun. Everyone else is a retard

>>19755473
Can you imagine impregnating this dyke and forcing her to make drinks like that with her titty milk while you taught the children that women are worthless and men should control all the railways and flows or commerce

>Go to a breakfast place
>Styles itself as a greasy spoon diner, but it's expensive and in a 'hip' part of town
>They are known for their eggs benedicts, so they poach hundreds of eggs each day
>I order the standard breakfast: Bacon, toast, hashbrowns, two eggs any style
>two eggs any style
>any
>style
>"And how would we like our eggs today?"
>"Poached, please"
>"No, we won't do it"
>"Why not?"
>"because....we just WON'T, OKAY?!?"
>"You poach hundreds of eggs each day, it's not even hard, why won't you do it?"
>"We just won't, we only do that for benedicts"

This was probably 6 years ago and it still annoys me. This same place was AGGRESSIVELY enforcing masks (to the point of turning away people who came to get pickup orders outside and literally didn't even set foot in the restaurant - meanwhile crazy homeless people would wander in and they'd give them free coffee/food because "muh mutual aid".

Then said homeless tweakers started a fire that burned down the restaurant one night, they raised like $300K from GoFundMe simps to rebuild it in an even more expensive area, and now charge even MORE for scrambled eggs. It really rustles my jimmies.
>Anyway, who was in the wrong about the poached eggs?