/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16901712
"need it" means like Yeah i need this in my life
"keep it" means like Nah this is stupid you can just keep it to yourself

>>16872311
I was a fastfood wagie in highschool at Wendy's
>Working register
>6pm, gets extremely busy. Completely slammed
>Enter fat tub of lard
>Tub of lard orders triple baconator with no mayo
>Sandwich maker puts Mayo on burger
>Fat tub of lard rushes back to front of line, demands new sandwich without mayo
>Line is like 15 people deep at this point
>Sandwich wagie makes it again
>Tub of lard opens bag and unwraps burger at the counter..
>fucking Mayo on it AGAIN.
>ohshit.png
>Tub of lard starts yelling, calling everyone morons, demanding a manager and a new sandwich
>Everyone in line behind fatty is pissed as fuck
>tub of lard is being extremely nasty, loudly berating wagie manager, telling him "no wonder you're a fast food manager"
>people behind tub of lard actually start sticking up for manager, telling him to stop being so nasty
>Tub doesn't care at all, tells everyone to fuck off and stay out of it
>Sandwich wagie is hearing all of this as it's right next to the cash registers, is frustrated and loses it, starts mocking fatty calling him a fat fuck, which fatty hears
>Tub of lard explodes. is now full on screaming and cursing, throws bag down on counter
>Pretends to dial a number, walks out cursing while "on the phone with corporate"
>I grab tub's bag and put below register
>Guy who's next in line feels bad for me for having to deal with fatty, gives me $20
>Mfw I get $20 for doing nothing but standing there stoned…mfw I take my break 10 minutes later and eat fatty's triple baconator

>>16565743
>the true american lager
>literally translates to twink

I enjoy my steak well done