/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20179516
>Arabs are so heckin' BASED, they feed me with heckin SPICY goysloperino! PHEW BOY THAT KEBAB IS SO HECKIN' YUMMY! ABDUL YOU CAN RAPE MY DAUGHTERS UNTIL YOUR HEART IS CONTENT IF IT PLEASES ALLAH JUST GIVE ME SOME OF THAT HECKIN' SPICY HARISSA SAUCE OH AND SOME HECKIN' MINTY YOGURT DONER MEAT, OH MY SCIENCE THEIR FOOOOOOD IS SOOOOOOO GOOD!

>>20007009
>blue agave

>>19981053
>challenges

>>19922645
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDED MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, how AMAZING is THAT? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>>19608131
>IPA

>umami

>>19371594
>limited release coconut vanilla speedway stout

>>19328522

>>19278132
>wuss
wow, you eat le spicier stuff than other people, i'm in awe of your toughness

>*sniff*
>*snifffffff*
>oh, sweet mother of mercy....

>Crazy Raving Tiger independent Brewery Company 9.5% ABV smoked mango and dragonfruit marshmallow IPA

>oh mama.....this thread is getting HOT

>>18742784

>>18688603
>mouthfeel

>>18679552
>t

>sushi

>Flavoured beer

>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDED MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, how AMAZING is THAT? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>>18283348
>Hfcs in a glass bottle
Make your own bbq sauce

>>18273743
>Want a beer? I have a Raving Tiger Brewery Company 9.2% smoked marshmallow and sour mango IPA, Independent Smoking Hobo Brewery 9% dragonfruit and white chocolate porter, Dirty Dog Independent Brewery Company 8.5% pineapple and doughnut stout or a Badass Beard Boys Brewery Company thrice-hopped 8.2% IPA

>For me it's an independent thrice-hopped smoked marshmallow and sour mango IPA from The Independent Crazy Raving Tiger Brewing Company independent brewery

BACON BACON AND BACON WiTH XTRA HOT ARSE-APOCALYPSE NAGA HOT SAUCE washed down with TRIPLE HOPPED SMOKED MARSHMALLOW IPA

>That's cute, I remember when I was a rookie member of the hot sauce community. Nowadays I opt for the good stuff for experienced hotheads, such as a good cave-aged Satan's-breath Naga Ass-ripper, or even an extra-mature Sphincter-suicide sauce.

>You only have Tabasco?
>Hm, to be expected. Most people can't handle the proper stuff...
>*fannypack unzips*
>*slap of latex gloves being put on*
>Ah yes, my barrel-aged vintage Anal-Apocalypse Lava-Fart Rectum-Wrecker Naga Death sauce. I put this on literally everything!