/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19922645
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDED MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, how AMAZING is THAT? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>>19608131
>IPA

>umami

>>19371594
>limited release coconut vanilla speedway stout

>>19328522

>>19278132
>wuss
wow, you eat le spicier stuff than other people, i'm in awe of your toughness

>*sniff*
>*snifffffff*
>oh, sweet mother of mercy....

>Crazy Raving Tiger independent Brewery Company 9.5% ABV smoked mango and dragonfruit marshmallow IPA

>oh mama.....this thread is getting HOT

>>18742784

>>18688603
>mouthfeel

>>18679552
>t

>sushi

>Flavoured beer

>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDED MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, how AMAZING is THAT? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>>18283348
>Hfcs in a glass bottle
Make your own bbq sauce

>>18273743
>Want a beer? I have a Raving Tiger Brewery Company 9.2% smoked marshmallow and sour mango IPA, Independent Smoking Hobo Brewery 9% dragonfruit and white chocolate porter, Dirty Dog Independent Brewery Company 8.5% pineapple and doughnut stout or a Badass Beard Boys Brewery Company thrice-hopped 8.2% IPA

>For me it's an independent thrice-hopped smoked marshmallow and sour mango IPA from The Independent Crazy Raving Tiger Brewing Company independent brewery

BACON BACON AND BACON WiTH XTRA HOT ARSE-APOCALYPSE NAGA HOT SAUCE washed down with TRIPLE HOPPED SMOKED MARSHMALLOW IPA

>That's cute, I remember when I was a rookie member of the hot sauce community. Nowadays I opt for the good stuff for experienced hotheads, such as a good cave-aged Satan's-breath Naga Ass-ripper, or even an extra-mature Sphincter-suicide sauce.

>You only have Tabasco?
>Hm, to be expected. Most people can't handle the proper stuff...
>*fannypack unzips*
>*slap of latex gloves being put on*
>Ah yes, my barrel-aged vintage Anal-Apocalypse Lava-Fart Rectum-Wrecker Naga Death sauce. I put this on literally everything!

>>18046600
>it's good because it's Irish

>>18000653

>craft beer