/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11346167
>tfw bought a 1lb bag of these and left them out at fat fuck cousin's house when staying over
>middle of the night hear him start screaming for help and that he can't stop shitting himself
>aunt and uncle asking what he ate and thinking it might be flu
>cousin manages "guh burrs" through his gagging and sobbing
>they find the bag
>read the warning
>immediate tone shift to humor
>aunt and uncle tell him he'll be fine
>he's still crying and begging for help
>they start laughing at him
>hear him scream "this is seriaaaaaAAAAAAAA-" as his bowels move again
>must have been the last bit, quiet after save for soft sobbing
>no one ever brought it up to me, but cousin always glares at me during family get togethers now

>>11028447
Wow, do you also think Unilever is headquartered in the Yukon because they make Klondike bars?

>>9853095
>alex jones visits /ck/.txt