/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This thread reminds me of a story where an entire pizza I bought went to waste
>be me
>live in NYC many, many years ago
>order a pizza to go
>take the bus, anticipating eating some delicious 'za at my apartment
>clumsily reach for my phone after receiving a text, causing the box to tilt and all the pizza to spill out onto the bus floor
>my disappointment is compounded by the embarrassment of everyone on the bus staring at me
>reach my apartment, only one measly slice left in the box