/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8091035
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>>7923036
I'm American, I have a license to shitpost about Americans, ESPECIALLY AMERICANS LIKE YOU.

If you have a problem with that you can take it up with the Secretary of Shitposting, appointed by our Lord Caliph B. Hussein Obongo in the year of the Hijra, 1437

>hey guys coffee is like crack right? I'm totally going to get high
>I love black coffee because drinking bitter unpleasant tastes means you are a sophisticated adult, if you can't handle it it means ur a girl
>coffee should NEVER EVER have even a TRACE of bitterness, I drink the finest jamaica geisha blue mountain luwak roasted by The Barn and ground through my $9,000 Accuphase Vandersteen OE Pharos Wilson Audio edition hand grinder and ur a pleb
Looks like this thread ticked all the boxes except we're still missing some culturally deprived hayseed chickenfucker from flyover land complaining about the fashionable cool hipsters at starbucks with their newfangled ipods and being forced to say "venti" or they won't be allowed to order

>>3836074
we used to have canadian hypnocaek girl and her bf

also marinefag and angie