/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5365913

The biggest thing for me is parents and children. If you can't leave your screaming shithead at home, can't hire a babysitter, or make it mind, don't go to dinner. You lose the privilege of "muh entitlement" when you shit out a kid, sorry. You don't have the right to have 20+ other people suffer because you are "too tired" or don't feel like slapping/removing the child from the premises. If you don't have the responsibility to properly raise a child, don't have one.

If I'm at a "family friendly" place or some shit, whatever. But if I'm at a very nice restaurant, non children movie, or in a liquor store, the last thing I want to hear is your shithead screaming at the top of its lungs because "you won't buy this for me wahhh!!" If I could legally beat the shit out of other people's children, I would.

Have some fucking self respect and get a family member, friend, or babysitter. Your kid doesn't need to be with you ALL of the time. It's like those people who drag their little dogs everywhere they go.

>Dad asks me to bake brownies
>"You going to bake them yet?"
>Tell him no I'll cook them in a bit so we can eat them right after dinner.
>"How about now?"
>No
>Walk into kitchen a few minutes later to make brownies
>He has everything out to start making them.
>Covered the entire baking pan in PAM
>Pan drowning in PAM
>Tell him I'll do it he can go relax so nothing gets worse.
>"Don't burn the brownies."
>"Don't burn them."
>"Make sure you don't burn them."
>"Are you going to check them?"
>"Are they done yet?"
>"They've been in there for a while!"
>"Don't burn them."

Hello Louis /ck/.

I would like to cook something nice for my wife this Valentine's Day. She frequents this board nearly every day. I, on the other hand, don't and am the worst cook alive. Instant ramen is expert mode for me.

Do you guys have any ideas?

>that picture
>"How soft drinks impact your health"

Seems pretty legit

>>3944754
Mate, I asked what it's like, not how it is.