/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>go to longhorn steakhouse
>OK whatever
>people getting steaks medium well
>get ID'd for a beer
>nigger I'm covered in tattoos
>actually hear the words
>"I know yall are a fancy place, but do you have any A1?"
>die of fleas
>get a salad
>premixed salad, preshredded (((cheddar))), pre-made balsamic emulsion
>see other people's steaks and decide salad was a better choice
>sirloin is about 1/3" thin
>eat half my """salad""", drink my yuengling, die of eelfleas, and fuck off

Why is American "cuisine" nothing more than microwaved trash, and what should be done about it?

autistic cuisine