/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14025479
Sounds like when I caught the norovirus at UC Boulder from some dude preparing burgers a la carte. About 10 people on campus got it. It was the sickest I've ever been. My belches began to smell exactly like rotten eggs, and I was burping all the time. Shitting every ten minutes for DAYS. My gall bladder couldnt keep up so I was essentially shitting stomach acid, which quickly led every shit to become an agonizing experience. Every atom in my body didn't want to experience that kind of pain, but I was forced to..every ten minutes. I'd eventually fall asleep, only to wake up to having shit myself. I began sleeping in the tub because of this. I threw up once while laying on the couch. I distinctly remember my cat coming over and trying to "bury" it. This lasted for nearly 7 days. FUCK whoever prepared that burger.