/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You fucking Americans. You pull into the McDonald's drive-thru, GMCtruck belching black smoke. Yesterdays bags crumpled on the floor, moldering in the heat blasting from the floor vent (fucking American scum), you order a #2 with diet Coke, two mcdoubles, two mcchickens, two apple pies, extra ketchup packets. The ice melts on the windshield as you finish your "lunch", and merge onto I-75 and drive 400 miles to your office job in Denver. You fucking fat dogs, you scum. You turn up the am talk radio to get some mental stimulation as the 14 grams of kratom battles the 5k callories to determine what will affect the Bovine-Porcine brain. You 240mg caffeine drink rockstar zero is chugged in 4 seconds. You shit sucking filth. You American swine.