/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I've got teh best story with a pic to go with it.
>making fettucine alfredo
>go to drain pasta in sink
>dirty dishes from previous meals piled in the sink
>place colander on top of dishes (this is where i dun goofed)
>pour pasta into colander
>holes in colander are above the sink lip so the water comes gushing out over the sink and onto my pants
>wearing tight jeans
>can't get jeans off
>screaming and trapped in scalding jeans
>jeans finally come off, some skin peels off with it
>2nd degree burn

>pic related, i think this is 2 days after it happened.