/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19461855
I used to work at a kitchen painters that was next to a house that had a pig and everytime I saw him I would yell "BigPig! BigPig!" and he had a minipig friend. It was like my cutting boards but real life. Unless I'm on Shutter Island and I made up a story about my cutting boards because I'm crazy. I went outside to clear my eyes from the dust once and BigPig walked over and started taking a piss on a PVC fence sheet. No shit, he pissed for like 3 minutes. I stood there in awe and watched the lad. It was like that meme, Hey Anon look how hard I can pee haha. Dude had a serious piss game. Duration, velocity, power.