/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>sleep all day and work all night, 5 days a week
>nothing to do on weekends but shitpost and play vidya
>try living nightlife for once by going out to the bar
>pulled over and arrested for DUI immediately after
>took my license so now I can't buy booze

My bro won't even buy me alcohol because he wants me to "learn my lesson" (he's actually just a lazy fat fuck that I can't drag away from his computer unless food is involved), as if having a court date wasn't bad enough. All I really have left is Everclear, vermouth, shochu, a little bit of gin, and a bunch of mixers or white girl liquers. Any ideas what I can do to keep me afloat with the first 3 spirits?