/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6926205
This

Every burger I've had at shake shack looks great and isn't half ass assembled by some retards

The shake shack

>you're on the hunt for a prostitute, you've been hearing good things about one in particular and decide to try her out.
>meet up with her and talk price, you're a bit turned off because she's about 15-20% more than the other girls
>decide to try her out anyways because she is pretty good looking.
>take her back to your shack
>clothes come off, jaw drops and she looks exactly like the photos and those picturesque porn stars
>perfect body, not too fat and not too skinny, definitely takes care of herself
>wavy golden hair almost crinkly
>not too much make up either
>that all natural look
>we get down to business
>she knows how to work the dick
>you go down on her
>that all natural grass-fed clean vag is tasty as fuck
>she's literally shaking from orgasm, doesn't fake it like all the other girls
>you blow your load all over her face after some intense lovemaking
>a little bit misses her face and coincidentally hits the TV when a whataburger ad is playing
>you both giggle

Whataburger is garbage made by inbred retards in the bible belt, not even close to the best.

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For an okay-tier less than 1/4lb burger, fries and a small shake.

The shake and fries were no better than Wendy's as well.

How do these restaurants survive? What happened to America, the land of abundant decently priced burgers?

This isn't even in some big city either.