/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>New Years
>Not much to do
>Decide to go to a party with my sister
>I get there and I hear indiepop blaring, I dont know what song but I heard "oooohhhh"s
>Its all women
>They are all ugly as shit
>like, not "2/10 wouldnt bang" ugly like "Gods Mistake" ugly
>Go hit up the snack bar
>its all vegetables and shit
>Finally see another dude
>"Hey man want to go grab some real food to bring back?"
>"Theres a pizza coming soon."
>Pizza arrives
>Its undercooked bread with some kind of vegetable dip lathered on and topped with uncooked cheese and fucking vegetables
>Hear someone say "MMMMMMMMM this VEGAN pizza sure is good." accentuating the words just like that in the douchiest possible manner in order to signal just how VEGAN they are to everyone
>Do a 360 and walk away

Good thing I finally found a decent party to crash later. Holy fuck what a nightmare.