/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17528148
>be me
>be leaf
>live in a duplex in city that has been -30 to -40C the last month
>Order bulk wings and a few cans of pop from a place I'm a regular at as I'm waiting on covid isolation to end
>Delivery is marked as delivered
>Call talk to manager who sends another identical order out
>Food is decent
>0100H loud bang
>French retired cop neighbor is out behind the house with a shotgun visibly spooked

He dropped off the order at the wrong side door and the pop exploded with the force of 1000 dying suns when it froze