/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9836938
IT'S NOT HUMMUS WITHOUT GARLIC

>>9836503
IT'S WHET

STOP ADDING A POSSESSIVE S

>>9744781
EA IS SQUANDERING THEIR EXCLUSIVE STAR WARS LICENSE

Meme doctor says white potatoes are worse than nothing and should be avoided but then gives non-answers whenever asked about it. When I have other starchy whole foods, should I eat white potatoes or not? Were the data skewed by fried potaters and the stuff potatoes are often served with?

>90s
>go to Puerto Vallarta with dad, stepmom, her brats and her sister's family
>first day we're at a boring place with american food, don't know why
>get club sandwich
>adults decide they should take the tomatoes off my sandwich in case they were washed with "dirty mexican water"
>not worried at all about the pig flesh
>only pill popping stepmother gets diarrhea

She eventually got caught fucking another guy via AOL emails and they divorced

Dad eventually settled for a now-fatty he previously dated.

That ruined sandwich was very traumatic.

STOP GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY FOR NUTRIENT-FREE CALORIES DUMBASS

>high school
>get put in some communications class with all grills
>today's exercise is to pair up and one of us writes instructions for making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and the other follows them exactly
>everyone else misses the point and uses prior knowledge to make a normal sandwich
>they think I'm special and slow

STOP TALKING LIKE THAT

IT DISTRACTS FROM THE CONTENT

>making gravy using cornstarch and water instead of flour and milk

>>8466091
Skidmarks on the plate. Please stopppp forever! Putting food in a wide-rimmed bowl and then dusting the rim with ultra-tiny chopped parsley
REEEEEEEEE!

>buy blueberry muffin
>it's actually lemon-blueberry

>all the cottage cheese at the store is low fat