/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9741175

>>9569552
>hand tattoos

>brown people

>brown "people"

>at home during winter break from college
>dad and I see an ad for Dominoes sandwiches
>decide to order 4: 2 Italian subs for us and 2 chicken subs for my mom and sister
>eat them at the same time at around 7pm, I have about 3 beers with it too
>9pm rolls around and I feel really flushed and unfocused, decide to go to bed
>I get more nauseous and uncomfortable
>run to toilet to puke, puke, rinse out mouth, go back to room
>feel even fucking worse and run to toilet to shit
>shit, wipe, and curl up in fetal position on bathroom floor
>drink a small amount of water and immediately vomit that up
>try shitting again and nothing comes out, flip around and try vomiting again and nothing comes out
>constant stomach and abdominal cramps at 15 minute intervals as there is no more matter in my body to expel anymore
>can hear my dad downstairs vomiting too
>spent the whole 12 hours from 9pm-9am tryig to shit or vomit, can't even take down water
>get maybe 45 minutes of sleep the whole time
>as the sun comes up I manage to return to my room and my mom yells at me for staying up all night
>the rest of the week can only drink Gatorade and white bread

This was about 6~7 years ago and only recently have I been able to try dominoes again. Their food is shit. It was the worst pain i've had without requiring a hospital visit

Usually copious amounts of alcohol, and the next morning I will chance a fart in my boxers causing a tiny pooplet surprise to make a guest appearance.

However I do have this story:
>Drink all night long because of a project
>finish at around 9am after about 15 beers
>go to local diner, order eggs benny
>poop there, but not all of it comes out
>finish meal, pay, as soon as I leave I have to shit
>instead of going back inside for a sequel poop, I waddle home to my apartment which is about a block away
>climb 3 flights of stairs and get to my door, i'm panicing a bit
>get into my bathroom, and with the last of my sphincter strength stand just in front of my toilet
>can't get my damn belt off
>shit my pants literally inches away from my toilet
>just a half to full sized dump standing there in my street clothes
>turn on the shower and stand in the water fully clothed for a few minutes, defeated

I prefer to use it only for sweets honestly. While it's not bad for other applications it does tend to have a slight coconutty flavor. On some more heavier dishes of things that could benefit from that flavor it works fine, but things that are lighter in flavor like potatoes..

Once made hash browns with coconut oil, literally tasted like fried coconut with cheese.

plebs