/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>around 7 years old
>big turkey that we'd have for christmas dinner is on our backporch gets stolen two days before christmas
>get pissed off and device a plan to fuck with the turkey stealer
>at night, get the biggest pot in the house and basically put everything imaginable in it with the intention to make it as disgusting as possible (don't remember quite what ingredients and "ingredients" I put in it, but the end result wasn't really safe to eat
>put it outside on the porch where the turkey had been
>the plan was for the robber to steal the pot o'poison, eat it and die
>christmas eve comes, pot is unstolen
>mom is looking for the pot
>tell her she can't have it since it's full of poison
>show it to her
>her face when