/ck/ - Food & Cooking

My dad thinks less of me because I enjoy cooking. He thinks it is the job of a woman and not a 34 year man child

been drinking a bottle 5 times a week. i need to lower it

>eat regularly at a vietnamese restaurant
>never had a bad experience
>go one day, sit down and found a cockroach on slide of the table
well that was good while it lasted

>comes out hard like concrete outside, tastes like death inside
>mfw too stupid even too microwave a potato

>live in shithole cuckanada
>don't get the mcrib
why even live?

i find ketchup disgusting

> roommate dumped my teapot after I only had one cup

>>12879617
That sounds fun but difficult...

>little bro is trans and starting hrt at 13
>parents approve of this completely
How do I stop the tranny menace? I want my little bro back.

>>12182692
>Tfw you genuinely like the Old Fashioned, but people think you're a hipster neckbeard when you order it.

>>11939427
My Mom ruined my last Gyuto knife after she tried splitting a chicken in half, couldn't, then picked up a meat tenderizer and whacked the knife's spine a few times until the the bone split.

I'm still bitter and I'm using that crappy plastic Victorinox

tfw your benihana chef is mexican

what do I do if I cook with some pans and they smell to high shit of soap? does that mean there's soaped burned into the pan? throw it out?

>all these people have real jobs

>when a restaurant is bought by new people and the quality of the food goes down

What's her name /ck/

>>10870938
>tfw you'll never wield the costco chicken sword.

>lasagna
>true love

I'm about to potentially spend four nights living out of a car with $20 to live on, with no easy access to refrigeration or cooking. What can I stock up on for efficient sustenance/easy use? I don't want to fall into the fast food trap.

Also general homeless tips.

>She stated that people buy her food but never really notice her and that she couldn't recall the last time someone asked her name, something which she herself has even forgotten.

>>9796468
Goodnight, sweet bird.

I can imagine having my tutorial

>HELLO WILDCATS!! ITS 'HOW TO COOK LIKE A COMPLETE FUCKING RETARD' .. I'M BYYAAAAAAACK!!
>whole kitchen is aflame 20 seconds in
>end video abruptly at 00:26