/ck/ - Food & Cooking

reminder if you're meeting with family this year for thanksgiving you're a selfish piece of shit

>>14871929
I’m glad you think so. I‘m also always careful to never rate black drivers harshly so they don’t come back to my house with their homies to gangrape me.

>>14787133
>tfw your fbi agent sees this

>Be me
>Order fast food meal
>Eat it slowly over the course of the day
>Take occasional breaks to eat fresh fruit and milk to minimize the potential adverse health effects
Anyone else?

>office potluck on Wednesday
>haven't even prepared the raisin garlic breadI'm bringing

what is considered the best item for an office or family potluck /ck/?

Is it still garlic bread with raisins?

>>11789707
>living alone

>depressed and heartbroken
>eat 2 packets of ramen
>feel even worse after

>Serving size: Serves 2

Does anyone else get urges to shove food up their own ass?

>tfw wanna shove cake up my ass

>>10694892

>Hand him some home made pizza
>Takes one bite
>Picks up the plate and throws it against the wall
>Leaves
>Porcelain shrapnel everywhere
>Pizza fell cheese side down

How do I lie about serving experience? I don't want to be a busser anymore

>>9853749
Do they need extra-drying in the oven or is salt-cure sufficient? If so what temperature (in celsius)?

>tfw op is probably dead by now

>21 years old
>sipping a glass of cheap lambrusco wine while reading about alcoholics on the Food & Cooking board of 4chan
>in my University of Oxford dormitory previously inhabited by renowned thinkers, politicians, writers and scientists
>smiled and clutched my duvet at the memory of French kissing an aristocratic girl last night in her dorm after watching Lilya 4-ever
>tfw she tells me all about her childhood friends and how their parents were politicians, barristers, chief executives and other people occupying the most high-paying positions in society
>tfw she invited me to stay over and I said I'm not ready which made her smile and whisper "Congratulations, you passed" in my ear
>tfw walking around Oxford alone on a chilly, dark and somewhat foggy night and feeling dozens of potential novels, poems and short stories flooding my subconcious
>no lecture until tomorrow afternoon so I eat a large supper prepared by humble (poor), submissive catering staff
>currently sitting in my dormitory watching students dressed in fashionable thick coats walking around the quad to and from their lectures
>literally just took a sip of wine and then smacked my lips and said "mmm aahhh" after yet another Peak Experience here at the UofO
>will probably do some reading to prepare for my lecture this tomorrow, may meet up with "the guys" (my largely privately-educated friends) to discuss the topic of the lecture beforehand


Yet another day of academic bliss. I still can't believe it. Are there any decent Campus Novels set at the University of Oxford that could remind me in a few decades' time how perfect this place is?

How's your grocery list looking, /ck/?

>tfw no girlfriend

>tfw in college living alone
>no more mommy's cooking
i don't have the time to make immaculate meals except for one day a week, and even then it's never as good as when my mom makes it.