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story from college
>have friend who is terrified of women who are above a 5/10 even though he's good looking
>offer to take him to Hooters
>he reluctantly agrees
>he doesn't know a friend of mine will be serving us
>ask her beforehand to relentlessly flirt with him, sit on his lap, basically go however far she is willing
>we get there and she pounces
>he is petrified the whole time we're there
>afraid to even eat in front of her
>she actually sits down and grinds on his lap
>he springs a boner
>she tells him she won't get up until it goes down
>he finally gathers confidence to flirt back
>she comes to our apartment later and fucks his brains out
>he scores a 9/10 gf within the next month
>they're still together to this day
>mfw so proud of muh boy

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>>10669114
Looked like early 90s Jodie Foster.
[SPOILER]yes.[/SPOILER]

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