/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19593149
>We had a doctor come up with a menu that keeps you from shitting the bed after your rectum gets blown out from being rutted by your gay lover
>Dr. Evan Goldstein
I laugh every time.

>>19563874
>has cooking problem
>has the knowledge of the entire world, even master chefs/bakers, at his literal fingertips
>amble to a pedophile website that exclusively eats cigarettes and mcdonalds "bros how do i solve problem?"
now that's a special kind of stupid

>>13650385
>you just know the broccoli and beef sauce flowed into the rice
>ruin

>>13511443
*A* beer, faggot.

>>13511481
>pay well
I bet you sell cell phone plans.

>>13487734
>Only tourists come to Italy, and eat your pizza.
Cope while you still can because once they keep expanding after 852 NEW restaurants (and they will) you won't be able to blame Americans anymore. You know what makes it even better? Knowing that there will be casualties in the market and there will be "authentic Italian pizza" restaurants that will go out of business because they can't compete. Entire families of autistic pastaniggers will be ruined when their pizzerias go tits up because they can't compete with fucking Domino's.

LMAO

>>13450246
What makes it even worse is that she's a complete cunt on top of being a slut. When people complained that she shouldn't have fucked other men she responded with "um ok, but Tony fucked other women too so..."

I don't like Bourdain but Gods what a waste of a life and what a horrible choice of a person to kill yourself over.