/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12581483
Yeah, fuck you.

You know what's the real problem? Fucking sodas with every meal, every fucking where and not even real sodas, fountain crap that they serve in a wobbly crap cup so you need a straw. Fuck these sodas. Fuck your straws, bring me something in a bottle, motherfucker.

>>10373620
Well I can too but I respect myself more than that. I guess you don't.

>>9449895
I bought a bunch for Irma, and now I have a bunch of canned shit I don't want. I'm probably going to donate most of it.

>live in second story of weird apartment building
>directly below my kitchen window is a parking lot for an asian rub and tug
>constantly throw leftover food and grease out my window into their parking lot
>they never do shit because probably afraid to get police involved

I've got an army of cats and racoons that gather every night under my kitchen window

>>9361416
>Flower
>Salt
>Butter (melted)
>Water (cold)

Basically every recipe for a Shepard's Pie

>>9327100
That ain't me, but he shares my sentiments. You're alone here. Nobody likes that bitch and even less now we know she's a total whore

>>9277452
>not lighting your burritos on fire
Do you even cook? I mean come on man.

>>9205090
>European taste

You assfucks are extinct as dinosaurs. Please don't talk to humans, some of us have taste buds.

>>9145824
>>9145890
This. Also nothing by straw afterwards and no smoking or vaping. If you were going to power down on carbs like a runner you should have done it like 14 hours ago. The upside is you'll be so fucked up on drugs you wont even care for a while.

>>9123522
>One of the larger countries in the world has regional chains

Hang in there baby boy, we'll get through this

>>9106204
Fucking download a PDF. Are you completely incompetent? Do you think any real cook would read this shit?

>>9040668
I've never smoked a peach, which you clearly have, so I bow to your experience. But I dig 'em. There are several kinda, and I get the small ones.

I don't like to bring commitment and monogamy into a cigar smoking sessions.

>>9012357
That's clearly an image of Thai chilies...I've grown them.

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>>8967947
You could try being a bird.

>>8938356
In my experience, servers are like mirrors...if you're nice, they're nice. If you're an asshole, they're an asshole in response.

Servers are basic beings and probably junkies, but you get what you give. This applies to both male and female servers.

Is nobody going to call this guy out for not calling it a saute pan?

>>8906842
Go to Yankee or Mets stadium in New York during a ball game, then say that same post out loud.

Enjoy your medical bills.

>>8893689
Orzo is gangster as fuck and punk as bitches don't get it. They think it's rice because they're ignorant little sluts.

I can make orzo 10 ways that will make a girl cream her pants...yet you fucking cock jugglers need rice cookers?

Props to you OP...you know what's up.

>>8883552
Swordfish with asparagus over basmati rice.

>>8881455
Don't ask me why, but spaghetti squash makes my fiance horney as fuck.

She also gets a girl-borner when I cook meatloaf.

>>8857503
A flash boil, or par boil, will brighten them bringing out the color. You don't lose any flavor with 30 seconds in a rolling boil.

Basically it will look sexier, and pop more assuming you care about plating and presentation.

>>8815961
More roux or you could use a slurry if you have corn starch.

Beyond that you could cook it low and slow and let it reduce. A from-scratch gumbo isn't a can of soup...jackass.