/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12006572
SOURCE??

>>11998311

>>10381175

>the garlic has now turned brown

>>9785568
>made with caffeinated cheese

>>8961220

>the black mcdonalds cashier remembers your credit card number

>>8746181
>dad "does" the dishes
>I'm still mystified by the thought of what actually happens when he "does" the dishes.
>half the dirty dishes end up in the cabinets
>the whole kitchen smells like shit
>theres roaches because of this
>he puts dishes in the washer and doesn't use soap
>he puts dishes in the washer that already has a cleaned load then leaves it there
I don't actually know what he does, those ideas are just speculation, but it always ends with a ton of stained dirty cups and plates with spaghetti still on them in the cabinets. I really wish he would just let me do it.

>>8729674
>be me
>get one of those small auto fire extinguishers from mechanic bro
>leave it in the kitchen
>a month later aunt tells me to be more careful with oil drippings in the oven because the oven caught on fire while she was using it
>look at fire extinguisher, it's untouched
>ask her why she didn't use the fire extinguisher I brought for such purposes
>says she was afraid the fire would blow up
>mfw

>>8721892

Saw this shit on the news the other day when I was in my works breakroom. The reporters had to be paid off because all of them were complementing it on how good it sounded. One lady even said something along the lines of "WOW THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD YOU KNOW, I PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON MY HAMBURGERS!"

well actually maybe it wasn't paid off that wouldn't make sense, since I live in the U.S. and it's only available in Canada. Why was this shit even on the news?

>>5983894
>Sir
What? Are you blind and deaf?

>>5911541
>PG Tips

Typhoo.

>>5855157
>mfw plastic kettles

Also OP, you could make tea. I also use my kettle to boil the water for pastas, rices, and shit like that because it's way faster than waiting for the stove to reach boiling point.

If you some some shitty prepackaged instant shit I guess there's stuff like Pot Noodle which is pretty popular, though I don't tend to eat that sort of stuff so I can't vouch for them compared to tohers.

I wish you people would stop doing that shit with your baked potato. The look of the texture alone makes me lose my appetite and then you put a heap of goddamn cream on it.

Just cut the fucking things into chunks and par boil - roast/pan fry. Stop making tasteless pieces of white mush you massive pleb

>use an electric cooker most of my cooking life
>finally get a gas one
>start making a bolognese for dinner
>leave it to simmer for 2 hours as usual
>come back after an hour to check on it
>it's all burnt to the bottom of my pots
>this never happened with electric cookers
>tfw

>>5556460
>any food that isn't full of capsaicin are bland
>I can only enjoy food that have loud, instrusive flavours

I like spicy food as much as most people and eat it fairly regularly but that's not to say there's not foods to be enjoyed that have milder and more subtle flavours. Not everything you eat has to be in your face you know?

>mfw people get their panties in a knot about people making chili con carne with beans and calling in a chili con canre but not one bats an eyelid when people completely bastardize the good name of pizzas

>>5417813
>noodles
>spaghetti
>mac and cheese

I, what? Spaghetti and macaroni are types of pasta, not noodles.

>partner and I making stuffed jalapenos
>she saves the seeds
>crushes them in a pestle and mortar
>ties me up
>rubs the crushed seeds on my cooch
>tfw

>calling it "eggplant"
>not aubergine

>needings braces

I'm British and have perfectly aligned teeth, what are you doing wrong?

>>5039642
>Not liking a spicy heat in your food.

>>5036890

>mfw people dont understand that putting fruit on a pizza is a dumb idea and it tastes terrible

Make a melon lasagne and tell me how that tastes.