/ck/ - Food & Cooking

All apps are good but for me it's the mexican restaurant chips and salsa.
>that chilled blended salsa with just the right amount of heat and just the right amount of thinly chopped onions
>those fresh fried tortilla chips
too bad I am permacutting

>>11138810
>t. hungry skelly who frequently fails to get a meal in because I'm too tired to get up from bed
hmmmmmmmmm.....

food = energy
energy = not tired
not tired = bored
bored = food

>>9786738

>feel like shit
>might throw up
>one sip of water
>instant relief
>feel reborn

what the fuck is in this stuff?

>>8905005
>I must autisticly conform to the culinary traditions of a culture even though something else tastes better

>eating carbs
>eating sugar
lmaoing at your life fat fucks

>>8197469
>ywn be in such dire economic straits that you need to worry about salvaging a $0.50 box of kraft noodles and cheese powder
feels good

>>7853028

This. Girls will want to keep you around, it doesnt soak their panties when you cook well but they feel more comfy when you knuw how to cook. Granted my ex was pretty ungrateful, she wanted everything just how she liked it, ate well done steak and boiled chicken. It is universally respected though; its not a panty dropper but it helps give good impression.

>>7828333
I'd put my bork in your cousin's roast beef hole

but only as a favor

>>7817060
Because it's popular.

>>7245658
>food is like chess
I couldn't have sounded more autistic if I tried

>eat two heads of broccoli and a steak for din dins
>that huge, satisfying, colon cleaning baby you lay the next morning

Chef with 3 years experience here. AMA.

Posted thread the other day, internet went out and never got to respond.