/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18700986
The best part of the schemes I come up with to feed myself is that sometimes they seem like they didn't work and I just put them in the fridge but then four days later I find a way to eat the leftover schemes so my scheme didn't actually fail, it just took a while for it to work.

>>18222737
You did that on purpose didn't you

>>18078749

soredough

>>16401030
You're right, I've just been taking pictures of everything at Walmart and coop to compare stuff.
>>16401068
I see. There are a lot of pots and pans at the local places.
Once I return this stupid wifi antenna I bought I'll have a little extra money to buy some stuff.
I don't have any furniture so I might try and buy a cheap chair too. Maybe a table if I can find one for like $10.
I've only ever cooked rice in a rice cooker, I don't know how to do it in a pot.

Are those mini grills worth it? Or is it basically using a spatula to press shit together on a hot pan?
There are some of those little george foreman shitters for sale for like $10.

>>15528139
I'm more wondering why you found that entertaining more than anything else.

juicy uncut obv

I'm hungry for something sweet but it's 1am. Please help me prepare something. Here's a list of things I have:
- sugar, salt and ground cinnamon
- yeast and baking powder
- wheat flours (00 and whole grain)
- potato starch
- 150 grams of pineapple chunks
- 4 eggs
- 4 slices of bacon
- some raisins
I could just eat the pineapples and the raisins but that doesn't sound like fun.

When a kid draws a picture in his food he's scolded. When an italian does it he's given a prize.

>go to food bank
>there's actually an old woman in there puttering around like it's a fairy tale
>she takes off her apron when I come in as though visitors to the food bank are rare
>this makes sense cause there are only two reviews for the food bank
>and one of those reviews is just from a do-gooder liberal who obviously never went
>the other one was a complaint about getting expired food
>anyway the food bank mistress asks me how I want to choose my food
>what do you mean?
>well, you could just take this piece of paper and check off what you need, like butter and flour
>or I could come to your house and see what you need for myself and make you some food if that's what you want

damn thank goodness barely anyone shows up to these foodbanks, if everyone knew about the nice old lady there the whole system wouldn't work. Of course I won't be telling anyone, no one admits they go to foodbanks.

>when you buy a big tub of popcorn and out your dick into the bottom of it for your gf to grab but the warmth of the butter makes you bust a nut before she even gets that far in

Hey /ck/, I recently got a crock pot, and I want to make some stew. I've got about 3 1/2 pounds of pork loin thawing in the fridge that I'm gonna make into stew tomorrow. I'm planning on going out to the store to get some carrots, potatoes, and maybe some onions to go with it. I'm not sure what the appropriate ratio of meat to everything else is though.

Thoughts?

>>11187026
> tfw it taste aroma can't even grammar proper

om nom nom nom

BREAKING NEWS
Transfer student tries to eat a piece of bread 2 big for what she anticipated I REPEAT Transfer student tries to eat a piece of bread 2 big for what she anticipated!
As an eyewitness(me on the left) I can tell you this was a monumental occasion that left all of my classm8s flabbergasted. It was at this point I knew this transfer student was not just a regular person, but someone who has more than one trick up her sailor sleeve!
I wonder what other mysteries will unfold in the coming months b4 graduation. I'll try my best to keep you guys posted on the developing news

>>10001611
I order bakers to prepare it for me.

>go to checkout
>items have clearance stickers from other items swapped on to them
>demand the manager to honour the price they’re listed at by the sticker

>>9702714
>France sees themselves as simultaneously most and least arrogant

>>9392590
I can attest to that! Try it on some French bread and apricot jam.

>>9123083
>Pineapple on pizza
disgust
>mint flavored ice cream
ok
>testicles
never eaten
>avocado
to fatty
>taco bell
never had
>mcdonalds
chicky nugs and milkshakes are good
>fast food in general
its ok, i prefer take-out from actual restaurants

>>8950384

is...is he eating hard roe?

Would you eat at a restaurant that uncompromisingly followed reciped from an ancient culture? 2000 years or older

Poke bowls

Craft beer seems to be waning, thank god there are now options other than IPAs so hoppy I'd rather drink soap.

bretty gud OP, what did you season your fish with? Any dipping sauce for the asparagus?

8/10 only because I'm not fond of couscous.

>at friend's house
>he had baked brownies
>offers me one, they're ok but oily
>he's like dude you're gonna eat that much?
>thought it strange since it was a normal size
>later hear that they were very potent pot brownies

At that my friends is how I failed the drug test for the nice job I had just gotten